queerz like to chill
i have child-bearing hips and an a$$ that can shelve your theory books
i don't like yer gender binaries
i like the name eli...but am too lazy to change it
i am a pervy feminist
i will creep on your dog b4 i will notice you on the street
i dance like your favorite faggot
I spend my spare time spoiling two piggies named Pinky Foucault & Zoe the Unicorn
i have a life long partner..
he is my munchkin & i am his sasquatch
“i have little arms and a big head, I’m just not sure this was thought through well?!”
pink noses!
“taaaaaaaaaasty”


